TilRMan's Movie/TV/Book Quotes

My Quotation Collection

I'll add them as I hear them. I try my very hardest to make sure to quote correctly and give proper credit the first time, but I don't double-check or cross-reference. I hope to at the very least embody the essence of the quote. If you spot an error or such please let me know.

I've separated the MST3K quotes.


Hello, Computer. 12k WAV and source.
Scotty (James Doohan), Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
What's a Yogi-ism?
Yogi Berra. From "Hot Off the Internet"
The world will little note, nor long remember, what we say here . . .
Abraham Lincoln, Gettysburg Address, 19 Nov 1863
Fine words! I wonder where you stole them.
Jonathan Swift. From WordPlays
I do remember. I just remember differently.
Commander Worf (Michael Dorn), Star Trek: The Next Generation: Phantasms
Roscoe came in and finished out the ballgame, a little shaky, didn't get a save because of the rules. He did not have -- he did not pitch three innings, and he came in without the on-deck batter being the batter that he would face in his next approach to pitching to the hitters.
Ralph Kiner
When I go to get my shoes shined, I gotta take their word . . .
"Weird Al" Yankovic, "Fat"
On a scale of one to infinity he ranked about a five.
Pash Cracken, Star Wars: X-Wing 3: Krytos Trap, Michael Stackpole
Mr. President . . . that's not entirely accurate.
Secretary of Defense Nimzyki(?) (Actor's Name?), Independence Day
All right, guys. Same play.
Troy Aikman, Brut commercial.
Sweet amnesia, come and set me free.
Randy Travis, Out of my Bones
Did you send us most of it?
IRS Agent, Corn Flakes television commercial.
It's Bobby!
FM 98.9 Shreveport commercial for Airwick Air Fresheners.
Looks like you got some entrails on you there, pal.
K (Tommy Lee Jones), Men in Black
Me next, me next, me next!
Lowell Mather (Thomas Haden Church), Wings (Episode?)
Hey, how 'bout that?
Radio announcer, television commercial for Florida Orange Juice
What do you mean, offense?
Trillian, Mostly Harmless, Douglas Adams
"What is crueler? To let a wound of the heart fester, or to simply cut it out?" --Crovax
Flavor text on Magic the Gathering's Fatal Blow
You can prove anything you want by coldly logical reason -- if you pick the proper postulates. . . .
Gregory Powell, Reason, Isaac Asimov
Have fun watching the VCR.
SheDaisy, Little Goodbyes
This is not the way cats are conserved.
Richard P. Feynman, Feynman Lectures on Computation, quoted by Tony Hey
Death by stereo!
Sam (Corey Haim), The Lost Boys
You see, we leased this back from the company we sold it to, and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
Hospital Administrator (Michael Palin), Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
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